Best Ridgefield vocabulary?

So, social life in Ridgefield gave rise to just an embarrassment of riches in terms of linguistic innovation. Let me give some of my favorite Ridgefield-isms and then you all, dirt and non-dirt alike, can follow suit.

• 3.2 = an expression for any short period of time ("Dude, don't worry, I'll be at the Sportman in like 3.2"); likely origin: Matt Glover
• Poop butt patty = a general expression of disdain; likely origin: Joe "JMFC" Chicks
• Nirva = short for "Nirvana," as in the band; origin: Joe Chicks
• Hum babe = if you don't know this, you don't belong on this site

Best Ridgefield nickname?

Unfortunately, I wanted to set up a system whereby anyone could post their own stories, but that won't be possible. Instead, I'll make postings concerning specific things and see what kind of response I get. First, I'd like to get a list of classic Ridgefield nicknames. I'll throw out a few of my favorites:

Nick "Poop" Johnson

Teri "Diesel" Emery

Greg "Blade" Gertsen

Ryan "Fish" Fandell

Jake "Swentey/Swine" Spagnolo

Any others that you guys can think of?