Best Ridgefield nickname?

Unfortunately, I wanted to set up a system whereby anyone could post their own stories, but that won't be possible. Instead, I'll make postings concerning specific things and see what kind of response I get. First, I'd like to get a list of classic Ridgefield nicknames. I'll throw out a few of my favorites:

Nick "Poop" Johnson

Teri "Diesel" Emery

Greg "Blade" Gertsen

Ryan "Fish" Fandell

Jake "Swentey/Swine" Spagnolo

Any others that you guys can think of?